Any one
of these clues, or a combination of them, might indicate an American in a
foreign country:
-drinks
out of a re-useable water bottle
-carries
Vera Bradley luggage
-speaks
in fluent English
-has impeccably
straight (and white) teeth
-doesn’t
share Tapas
-orders
more than one bottle of soda (always needs a refill)
-doesn’t
show their ID when paying with a credit card
-wears a
college sweatshirt
-has red
hair
-uses a
washcloth, rather than a bath mitten or a body sponge
-has a
North Face jacket
-makes
jokes about Carrefour being like Walmart
-responds
to street Gypsies
-over-tips
the waiters
*This
list is subject to constant revision. Suggestions are welcome.
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